All she wanted was a simple lynching of some “undesirables” by other people and no repercussions for herself.

Is that too much to ask?

/s

Well it’s not fair that she should have to suffer consequences for her own actions.

/s

Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.

Sure, but how bad is their breath?

That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

No, you see the trick is to play Jump by Van Halen exactly once at the right time followed immediately by Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine.

This combo is super effective… As long as the stay listen until the end.

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

Niice.

I just looked and I’ve got 593kms until I clock over to 80085.

I will try not to miss it, but there is a solid chance I’ll look at 80086.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

They do what they must because they can.

Huh, I never knew the word for it. Thank you.

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness. I don’t think I do.

It came up because every time someone said something like “doesn’t X look like Y when they were little?”, and I’d respond that I don’t see it. So many people say my kids are a splitting image of me… Nope, I don’t see that.

I recognise people I know in photos, new or old photos, usually without issue.

I do however often think an actor is someone they aren’t. “Hey, is that the person from this other movie”, my wife: “what?! No! They don’t even look alike”. And sometimes I’ll ask her if a random person looks like this or that person, usually with the same response, sometimes a strange look and “are you feeling ok?”.

Anyway, these guys should team up on a project. /s

I don’t know why people are against it. You get used to it after a while.

/s

Ghandi must be taking it easy on you.

But a square is a rectangle

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Disco Stu likes DiscoVision!

Parfait!! Parfait has layers.