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Epic Prize Token – Phoenix Prize Pack

• Reclaimable ONCE for each character on your account!

OK this is much bigger than I thought, during the original announcement I thought it was 1 token per account. Everyone is getting T6 ships!

I’m definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!

A Centaur-class refit and survivor of the Dominion War, this starship serves as a science vessel on the frontier of Federation space and would be a valuable asset to any captain’s fleet.

Oh hell yeah, a starship for my new Delta Recruit SCI character!

By claiming the Resolute, Star Trek Online players will unlock it as a new visual option for any of their Federation Light Cruiser variants.

Well turds

The only reason it’s not the worst state is because Mississippi exists

Season 32 Evet: Delete Alt Control - earn rewards by playing select content.

• Dimensional Hypermass Torpedo Launcher,
• Type 14 Shuttle Support Squadron
• 500 Lobi Crystals
• Phoenix Epic Prize Token
• Dilithium Ore

The Lobi and Token are huge rewards! Looks like some of mine are finally getting that Advanced Herald Antiproton Beam Projector and Portable Phaser Cannon Special Issue!! Also it’ll be difficult to decide whether my Klingon Recruit gets the Phoenix ENG ship or Fed Delta Recruit gets a SCI ship. My primary Fed TAC already has the Rex.

RIP the dil banks of all my characters.

“Banging the boss”

OK I want that mace. Also, I guess it’s time to start prepping a ship or 2 around AP beams or cannons.

Sadly, the average person has no idea what this is or what it means

What. No. You don’t say. Get right out of town!

#/S

This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy…so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it’s not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.

Why can’t the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor’s office anytime they start feeling fatigued.

That’s require those stay-at-home-moms to get up before 8am and refrain from day-drinking white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrfatB9IE8

My ex is a school teacher. She would be in tears at times because of all the “active shooter” drills they would have to go through. Where if there is an incident they have already planned the furniture that would be moved to block the door, and where to take shelter in the rooms to avoid gun fire from the hallways. But more importantly, the absolute shit-tier kids who are a huuuge pain in the ass, who find ways to get under their skins and always have an excuse why the rules don’t apply to them trying to get away with anything. But even worse…their small-town wealthy over-entitled insufferable moms who think their precious little child is only getting bad grades because the teacher isn’t good enough, and even though the kid dicks around in class on their phones all day never turns in homework and fails tests…the administration makes them adjust grades so the parents will stfu.

Yeah, let’s add a gun to that scenario

The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Much like “Has a lot of DUIs” and “Never drinks and drives”

Our workforce failed to meet a quota set by management, so we’re laying off some of those workers

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge…like hundreds of MB.

It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting…to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats

The hospital I worked at caught a LOT of flak when they started making people clock in and out for smoke breaks in the early 2000s. The smokers complained they only took a couple breaks a day for only a few minutes. Within the first month they found out people spent over half their days on smoke breaks.

It was a song I heard from a friend who was in a Music Appreciation class. The song was just counting in kind of a meditative chant and only did it in groups of 2 3 or 4, i can’t remember. and they only counted to 12 or something and then started back. so it’d be like “one two three four one two three four five six seven eight one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve one two three four”