Not amputees yet, that’s what he’s asking about.

15% more flour looks like the best version to me.

So it’s on a regular (maybe deep dish) pizza crust? I’d totally eat that. Maybe some extra Doritos on the side, but those might need to be toasted as well.

Why wouldn’t sound travel across water? Why wouldn’t sound travel upwards as well as horizontally?

He’s gotta get “hyped up” for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor’s appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

Fleshlight addons. Nice!

I have no idea what this is about, but after reading a bunch of the comments, I’m really excited about it! Now I know how dogs feel when they don’t understand anything, but their people are all excited, so they’re excited too.

A mini keg of a Christmas beer. At the store after drinking a bit, thinking “Oh it’s a little cheaper per ounce, lol”. My wife rolled her eyes, but she lets me do stupid things. Next day I was thinking “Well that was stupid.” But it was a few days before Thanksgiving, and we opened it then, and it turned out to be a lot of fun. Draft beer, at home! Fiddling with the stupid pour thing. It was just fun to have something different.