That space before 60 is crucial to the answer, Dontchaknow.

What’s that stuff in the “after” pic…?

What did you say? All I see is asterisks

Sofa King

I felt like I was taking crazy pills until I came across this comment. I’ve always heard this one instead of the “beating his wife” one.

I’ve also heard some variations of this one like “a witch is marrying the devil” or “a witch is getting married”.

I personally call them sunshowers.