As Ron White says, “you can’t fix stupid”. Seems to be an epidemic of it out there. If only there were a shot you could take…

I’m on vacation all this week. I’ve gone nowhere and done nothing of consequence. I could not be happier spending my down time this way.

I like to imagine that during these freezes, he’s actually having out of body experiences wherein he visits Hell, and sees the fiery fate and torments that awaits him when finally slips this mortal coil.

The REAL Slim Shady

Then they can start paying in scrip! Just like the robber-barons of old!

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Thanks!

I hope the guy continues to get crushed in the polls. He’s an absolute scumbag, just like the Orange Gibbon.

Looks great. Any chance of a recipe?

Great story. You sound like a good person. Well done. :)