• cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    At 4:53 pm, a confirmed, extremely delicious taco capable of producing dangerous and deadly flatulance was spotted near your mouth, moving rapidly eastward at 4 mph.

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      1 year ago

      Hearing confirmed reports of touching cloth in San Francisco as of 9:28 Pacific Daylight Time. Careful out there.