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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 233 points 1 week ago (24 children)

Fellas, is it gay for your girlfriend to touch your dick?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 102 points 1 week ago

Yes. The only way to make it less gay is to touch your girlfriend's dick.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 164 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Fake and transpilled

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago

Fake and gay

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 30 points 1 week ago

absolutely only men should like dick that's why I put balls on my truck

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Well it involves dick so it's gay in my book.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

And also fake.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

18m? Anon must be good at basketball.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"

"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."

No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.

Fake: Anon has a GF

Gay: Anon is very gay

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Same the other way around.

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