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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 197 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How long until she is gregnant?

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can u get prrrrrreagantè?

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I know this reference, old internet friend.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Welcome to Greg's baby, featuring Lauren.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 82 points 2 months ago

At least this bridezilla is honest.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago (7 children)

That sign cost more than my wedding

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward...

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.

Im sure you are her 1st choice.

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 59 points 2 months ago

Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Cheaper to change our names lol

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Why not both?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure he's in there somewhere

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'll have one sausage roll and an Irn Bru

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is so hilarious that now I have to get married.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you plan to marry?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Probably Greg in a few weeks

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Run, Greg, Run!

I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.

Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?

This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny

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[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?

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[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.

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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which of the four Gregs is it tho?

Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.

Greg.

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding

~~feat. greg~~

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ravhall@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Shut up, Greg.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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