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The phone number at my home growing up as a child. The building is gone, the phone is gone. The number remains.

0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

My ICQ number

X equals negative B

Plus or minus the square root

Of B squared minus 4AC

All over 2A

Sang to the tune of pop goes the weasel.

I haven’t done pre-calc in like 10 years, but this song still lives rent free in my head.

The produce codes for bananas, green grapes, red grapes, and cucumbers, from my first job 28 years ago.

"Why, Mr. Anderson, why?

Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting?

Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Could you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth? Perhaps peace. Could it be for love?

Illusions Mr. Anderson, vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose.

And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love...

You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting!

Why Mr. Anderson, why?! Why do you persist?!"

Typed from memory.

8-6-7-5-3-0-9

0118999881999119725…3

Genesis Exodus Leviticus Numbers Deuteronomy Joshua Judges Ruth 1st Samuel 2nd Samuel 1st King 2nd Kings 1st Chronicles 2nd Chronicles Ezra Nehemiah Esther job psalms proverbs Ecclesiastes song of songs Isaiah Jeremiah Lamentations Ezekiel Daniel Hosea Joel Amos Obadiah Jonah Micah Nahum Habbakuk Zephaniah Haggai Zachariah Malachi

I'm pretty sure I can do the New testament also but I think you get the point.

I before E, except after C, and when rhyming with "a," as in "neighbor" and "weigh."

Useless because it's wrong.

I pledge allegiance, to the flag...

Proverbs 27:14
"He who blesses his neighbor with a loud voice early in the morning, it will be counted as a curse to him."

• Johann Gambolputty's full name.
• Konami Code.
• How to read UPC, EAN, and ISBN bar codes.
• Why Will Hunting shouldn't join the NSA.
• The Doomsday Method for determining the day of the week given any date after the Gregorian Calendar went into effect.
• Pi to 260 decimal places
• Everything you ever wanted to know about the Retro-Encabulator.

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

icq number

My wife gets an honorable mention for being able to recite the "what did you say to me you little bitch" copypasta in its entirety on a dime and as fast as she can say it

4 8 15 16 23 42

I had a lab TA in college who made it a point to teach everyone how to pronounce his name. But that's about it. He wouldn't help you unless you an attractive blonde woman.

So fuck you, Ashitosh.

Some old phone numbers that no longer work.

A static shock is 4116° for such a short fraction of time that it doesn't burn you

The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't...

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

• Where every single key item is located in the original Resident Evil 3 as well as how to solve all puzzles in the fastest way possible. Even tho I didn’t play it in 20 years.
• The phone number in the house I grew up in. Seems to be a trend with the users here.
• That Viggo Mortensen broke his toe in that one scene in The Two Towers where he kicks the helmet.

• Have you heard of Swiss cheese? Here's a song that tells you all about it. (This was my only line from a play in the 1st grade. I'm 50 now.)

• You can't handle the truth! (I know that whole monologue by Colonel Jessep.)

• my old Wells Fargo checking account number from 20+ years ago

• my student ID number from my first university 20+ years ago

Deoxyribonucleic acid.

My brain made it into a jingle and now I can't ever forget it.

Yo tengo un pollo en mi cabeza.

J'ai un poulet sur mon tête.

The Weird Al Show theme song

Pi to 30 digits.

I bomb atomically Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries Lyrically perform armed robbery Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits

Tremendous, ultraviolet shine blind forensics I inspect you, through the future see millennium Killer Bees sold fifty gold, sixty platinum Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths Black Wu jackets Queen B's ease the guns in Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function Heads by the score take flight incite a war Chicks hit the floor, die hard fans demand more Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly Proceeds to blow, swinging swords like Shinobi Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock Wu got it locked, performing live on your hottest block

All the lyrics to Weird Al's "Hardware Store"

My dads phone number. My childhood friends phone number. Both are useless because they haven't been in service in 20 years.