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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 86 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Old guy here. I remember when Pizza Hut was great food. And so was Red Lobster. Don't remember the last good Pizza Hut I had and it's been since 2002 or so for Red Lobster.

Wherever I am, I stay the hell away from chain restaurants. They slowly chip away at quality until you wake up 10 or 30 years later and say, "Why am I still eating this bland crap?!"

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can tell you it's probably when they transitioned to frozen dough for the pan pizza vs. mixing it fresh each day. I will say that the frozen wasn't terrible, still better than other chains, but it was not the same as fresh.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

i never realized how pillowy soft the fresh version was until i got the frozen one. the town i grew up in had dozens of other small towns around it with 3 pizza huts combined, so sometimes i would go back and forth between the frozen and fresh versions whenever they ran out of the frozen and stopped going completely when they all switched to frozen full time because it didn't taste any better than the frozen pizza from the grocery store.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

They changed to frozen? Admittedly I haven't had any in years, but I remember those huge fucking mixers back when I worked there.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You taking 10 to 30 years to ask yourself that is exactly what private equity is betting on.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Gott ‘em

‘emerica

:(

[–] zib@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can still just barely remember the days when Pizza Hut was an actual restaurant where you could sit down to eat and while you waited for your pizza, you could play some arcade games. Society has lost its way.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i miss the buffets the most from pizza hut

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

They used to be the world’s biggest purchaser of kale for their buffet displays, because it doesn’t wilt for a very long time.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember the last good Pizza Hut I had. It was a personal pan pizza I got from the Pizza Hut kiosk at my college's student center, sometime in the '00s.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

That Pizza Hut Express kiosk at college hit different! Maybe it was the small bit of childhood sticking around as the world is slowly sucking you into adulthood, but I have fond memories of that pizza and playing Puzzle Fighter in the little arcade next to the cafeteria.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Even more makes you wonder how much it costed 40 years ago to construct this building in their brand and style (must have been worth it at the time) just to abandon it later after failing to compete because they fucked their customers on quality.

Same with red lobster. When I was a kid they used to actually have lobster. Last time I was there like 16 years ago, they didn’t even have lobster. Like, it’s in the fucking name.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Over here in Europe, McD had some advertisements 2~3 years ago that now the buns are fluffier, the burgers juicier and saucier, the meat hotter. I did some digging and the calories stayed the same, meaning they basically put more air in the buns and more water in the patties to save on money, and to mask it all they put more sauce into it, which is the cheapest thing. I can’t go there anymore, it’s lost quality and you bite into a burger once and it looks like you’ve made out with the Hamburgler.

Oh and: McD over here used to be some real gourmet stuff. It’s extremely regulated.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I also thought it tasted as shitty as always even after the update, but when was McDonald’s ever gourmet? It was always terrible.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I once was in the Netherlands on holiday and the McDonalds there had some sort of Italian burger, a soft panini style bun with with grilled chicken, mozzarella, tomato and basil pesto - that was amazing.

[–] roboto@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah you’re right I almost forgot, in the Netherlands they have some premium burgers that are actually kind of good just way too expensive for what they are. In the Middle East I found McDonalds also much better.

In Germany imo it still sucks especially compared to other burger places that do fresh food.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Oh Middle East! When I was in Dubai I had a spicy chicken burger - they used a whole deboned chicken thigh in there!

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

My wife visited Saudi Arabia a few months ago and one thing she told that she liked was that Pizza Hut still tastes good there.

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

dad gives me a quarter so I can immediately lose in some claymation caveman game. i got a personal panned pizza for reading some books. there's a pitcher of diet pepsi on the table, i think the condensation looks neat. The waitress vacuums up the straw wrapper my sister missed shooting at me with a rolling sweeper thing as she asks my parents "the usual?"

I miss those days.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is this 4chan?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

When I was in 6th grade a server at Pizza Hut accidentally poured boiling grease on my friend's little brother. It was an awful injury that literally scarred him to this day. The investigation into the situation revealed that the server wasn't provided the correct platform for carrying the deep dish, she was bringing out, because they were short, and busy. So they got a big fucking pay-out. They paid the medical bills, including long term cosmetic work, and therapy. They got a big cash pay-out, not sure how much, but it allowed them to recover from their failed business, pay off their loans, and set up trusts for their kids' early adult lives. You know, pay for school, or whatever they needed to get a head-start on adult life.

One of the things they were given was a card that was used for internal corporate reasons. It was basically a free Pizza Hut card. The cashier would type the number into the register, and it would clear the bill. They were given free food for "life", life ended up being about 20 years, ending with yet another decrease in their business. So, at least once a week, their family, and all their kids' friends, would go to Pizza Hut for a big pizza party. During the summer we would often be given the card to get food when they had to be at their business late, which was often. I can no longer smell the particular fried bread smell of their pan pizzas without feeling a little nauseated. Sooo much pizza hut. Some times the local pizzeria would give us a few pies in exchange for letting them order things from PH not on their menu, like wings, so we could get some real pizza about once a week out of it.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wish the old Pizza Huts would come back with the deep dish pizzas and everything. The pizza was so much better back in the day, or is that just me?

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's called enshitification, only way you're ever seeing that quality of Pizza again is if you make it at home,

Thus sayeth the all demanding shareholder value increase

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It took me a long time to finally get into cooking but now I’m realizing just by cooking the most basic of recipes I’m already making meals 100% better. It’s a curse really because now going out to eat is disappointing.

[–] homesnatch@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Don't go out to eat at chains. There are some truly great restaurants, at least in my area, that are family run.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Depends what you mean by going out to eat. In Europe: these days we mostly cook, we only eat out if we're going to a proper restaurant, in which case the food is made by a proper chef and is usually delicious. We very rarely order in because instead we have a subscription where we get two dinners a week delivered in reheatable format, the food is designed by dieticians so it's not always super tasty but it's healthy, especially compared to what we have available for delivery and it does the job of not having to cook that night. I've cut off fast food entirely except maybe a nice kebab here and there (very rarely). It all started when I went on a forever diet and counting my calories/macros, my partner, being amazing, helped me out with the healthy cooking and grocery choices.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Yep. Seems like all chains go down the path of we need MORE profit! So they cut the quality of ingredients and just up the salt and fat content. Pretty soon it just tastes like garbage and they are shocked that no-one wants to eat their shit and they start closing down locations....

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Is Pizza Hut coming back?

Are they going to paint the roof red?

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully 90s Pizza Hut and not 2010s Pizza Hut

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the 90's is when it started to go bad; i'll take 70's or 80's please.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

In conclusion: pizza hut was good in (insert decade when you were younger)

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

They better!

[–] ellieskunkz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Pizza hut detransitioner.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

r/FormerPizzaHuts must be over the moon.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I still remember earning my Personal Pan Pizza™ for reading 5 books over one summer... Anyone else have a Book-It pin from back then?

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Is it weird I can smell the inside of that restaurant?

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Life, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

findsaway

[–] Brickardo@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

This was a pizza hut! Now it's a peaceful pizza hut!