• squid_slime@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    I must say, my fellow Tories, John Deere is doing an excellent job. As a board member, I’ve watched my profits skyrocket with absolute haste. It gave me the same exhilaration as the intimate acts we used to perform with deceased pigs. Truly, capitalism at its finest!