PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agoIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down14
arrow-up1430arrow-down1imageIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kinglemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoAnd all the man has to do is toss him.
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoHave you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up? Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months ago Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you. You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months ago“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
And all the man has to do is toss him.
Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?
Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
I can’t wait
You just described a cat.
“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
That’s why they’re so angry