• swlabr@awful.systems
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    5 months ago

    Me, an alleged groper: the rumours of me being able to breathe underwater are patently absurd. This is an unprecedented, farcical smear campaign by my political opponents. The puddle of water at my feet is just my sweat glands in overproduction, blorp.