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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 43 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I was hoping this was real :(

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

What if we changed it to "Mexican warns of remorseless criminals north of the boarder"?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Dammit, I ate the onion until your comment. I was thinking Mexico might build some sort of wall to keep the riff raff out of Mexico.

[–] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Omg, I chewed that whole bite without realizing it wasn't an apple...

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.

Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.

I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.

"I wanted a wall but not against me!"

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn't Trump just claim it as a yuge win?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

This was his plan the whole time.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Somehow Mexico's wall would be racist and an affront to American "Freedoms".

The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I think we need some cartels...

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The cartels aren't assassinating people that don't fight political corruption.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Journalists..... maybe... but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Probably got a few out here in a couple places. Never see any of them outside their houses but their trucks are moved

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

As a convicted felon, he's already barred from thirtysomething countries. If Mexico isn't yet one, she could totally fix that.