In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, local mother of two, Karen Torrance, has reached the breaking point after enduring her 32nd consecutive Blippi video. Blippi, the beloved children’s YouTube sensation and his stupid orange and blue beret, has all but broken parents throughout the world.
Sources close to the family reveal that the tipping point came during yet another rendition of the “Excavator Song,” when Torrance grabbed her son’s iPad and threw it like a frisbee against the wall and screamed “So much to learn about, makes you wanna shout. Shoot me!”
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Dude doesn’t care about your kids or their well being. Just an optimistic YouTube content creator that accidentally struck gold.
His content is not designed for your children to learn anything. It’s created in a way that it’s highly addicting with constant shots of dopamine.
Make your kids watch Mr. Roger’s. There are no constant repetitive songs or cutaways or flashy lights. Just good old fashion learning.