I was going to be creamated but I think me in resin, in a battle crouch, brandishing a sword, nude, is the way to go.
you’ll still decompose and turn all sorts of freaking nasty.
Try to die at your best then because the idea of my grampa posing like that isn’t exactly alfa manhood material…
oh no, Its gonna be old and gross
If I had that I would invite all the religious door to door dipshits to come in for a coffee
this might be the only way to keep them from coming back.
Answering the door naked holding Aragorn’s Sword works
not… unless they cosplay as elves.
Your flogic intrigues me… Go on :)
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Awww to bad it’s fake! I knew it was too good to be true
i mean theres no way… just curious did you believe this for a bit, kind of suspend disbelief hoping it was true or know it wasnt true but just needed it to be confirmed?
There doesn’t need to be a snopes to understand this is clearly 100% fake… But I guess it doesn’t hurt haha.
Fake asf
