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[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I never thought I'd die like this, but I'd always really hoped.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oooh... somebody please do an AI interpretation of "Milfageddon"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Milfageddon: A Naughty Tale
by ChatGPT

In the sleepy town of Willowbrook, where gossip flowed as freely as the local ale, a scandalous event rocked the very foundations of propriety. It all started one sultry summer evening when provocative flyers appeared overnight, bearing the scandalous proclamation: "Milfageddon Approaches!"

The townsfolk awoke to a frenzy of whispers and flushed cheeks, their imaginations running wild with lascivious speculation. What could Milfageddon entail? Was it an orgy of epic proportions or a sultry soirée beyond their wildest fantasies?

Among the chaos stood Amber Summers, Willowbrook's most irresistible seductress. With a sway of her hips and a wink of her emerald eyes, she set out to unravel the scandalous mystery lurking beneath the surface of their prim and proper town.

Armed with her charms and a healthy dose of curiosity, Amber delved into the scandalous underbelly of Willowbrook's past, unearthing titillating tales of forbidden desires and clandestine affairs. It seemed Milfageddon was no mere myth but a euphoric celebration of feminine allure and sensual delights.

Determined to partake in the hedonistic revelry, Amber embarked on a quest to uncover the secrets of Milfageddon and indulge in its tantalizing pleasures.

Venturing into the moonlit forest, where shadows danced with whispered promises, Amber encountered the enigmatic Milf Queen, a vision of seduction and power cloaked in the shimmering veil of night.

With a knowing smile and a flick of her ebony locks, the Milf Queen revealed the true nature of Milfageddon—a bacchanalian feast of carnal delights, where desires were laid bare and inhibitions cast aside in a frenzy of passion and ecstasy.

Embracing the intoxicating allure of Milfageddon, Amber surrendered herself to the sinful pleasures that awaited, joining the sinful festivities with an insatiable hunger and a wicked grin upon her lips.

As moans mingled with the rustle of leaves and the night air filled with the heady scent of desire, Willowbrook was transformed into a playground of hedonism and decadence, where fantasies were fulfilled and inhibitions shattered in the throes of unbridled lust.

And so, the scandalous tale of Milfageddon became etched into the annals of Willowbrook's history, a whispered legend of sinful delights and unbridled passion that would be recounted for generations to come.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

TL;DR: Lesbian sex in a forest with lots of adjectives.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Do you think you can describe it a bit more briefly? I'm pressed for time.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago

And for the vertical neglect variant: Dilfageddon :)