Last month Trump vowed to defend Christianity and urged Christians to vote for him
“This is really a battle between good and evil,” evangelical TV preacher Hank Kunneman says of the slew of criminal charges facing Donald Trump. “There’s something on President Trump that the enemy fears: It’s called the anointing.”
The Nebraska pastor, who was speaking on cable news show “FlashPoint” last summer, is among several voices in Christian media pressing a message of Biblical proportions: The 2024 presidential race is a fight for America’s soul, and a persecuted Trump has God’s protection.
“They’re just trying to bankrupt him. They’re trying to take everything he’s got. They’re trying to put him in prison,” author, media personality and self-proclaimed prophet Lance Wallnau said in October on “The Jim Bakker Show”, an hour-long daily broadcast that focuses on news and revelations about the end times that it says we are living in.
People thinking Trump is a Christian symbol is the biggest con ever.
He’s literally the antithesis of everything children are taught in Sunday school. Greedy, cheats on his wife, a bully, not humble, etc.
Also a racist rapist.
Anti-christ is a Christian symbol, It even fits in the end of time they’re jerking off to.
They’re trying to jail him!
… That’s because he’s a criminal, love.
You know when religious apologist say “Why would so many believe it back in the day if it was fake???”
Tell them it’s 2023, we have the internet, video, photos and morons still believe the shit Trump says…
Something something, this sounds like the prophecy of the coming antichrist
Ehhh, the issue is that’s not really well-enforced, and the churches know that. They know that as long as they aren’t OUTRIGHT telling people “go down to the polls and vote for Trump”, but instead couching it in semi-religious language, they’re pretty safe from anyone poking at them for this - the IRS is extremely gun-shy about trying to nab anyone on this anymore.
So the best God could give you all is a narcissistic, socipathic manchild with a spray tan…? That’s a big yikes. These people are delusional.
If god gives you trump, you apologize, because you did something wrong.
whose pussy would jesus grab?
Margaret Cho’s, obviously.
Ooo do me next Jesus kun uwu
For the lord sayeth, thou shalt grab them by the pussy.
WPWJG?
please report this church to the IRS
Per their beliefs…kind of, right?
God also gave them Biden
Speaker Mike Johnson said God appointed Biden as president
22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name…23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ Matt 7:22…, 23 NIV
Lol imagine meeting Jesus and he tells you to fuck off
At his next rally, I imagine he’ll waddle onstage to Jesus, He Knows Me.
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, Cross, Bible.
Doesn’t say much good about a person’s god if Donald Trump is their envoy. Of all the people god could send, they chose him… 😏
May all pussies–man, woman, and every gender–be fortunate enough to experience the grab of his glorious, tiny, and orange hand.
Amen.
… so the evangelicals love trump because he represents everything they are?
