Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 7 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Punchline goes in the description.

[–] philo@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Are you the dad joke cop?

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Straight to comedy jail.

[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

Yes, I'm here to ensure that dad jokes are delivered with the proper pun-ctuality and finesse!

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's almost objectively the better way, as it matches the format of a spoken joke where you give the listener a second to think about it and try to "get it."

[–] philo@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, but I give pause to allow them to answer before I deliver said punchline. Comedy is 10% what you say, and 90% delivery and timing.

[–] philo@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A forum for the explicit purpose of telling jokes. You know... Like a comedy club? 🤔

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago

Temporally, yes.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This is only slightly related, but this joke reminds me of the guy that killed a deer, made dentures out of the deers teeth, and the used the dentures to eat the deer the teeth came from.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/francis-wharton-killed-deer-dentures-teeth-1.3211739

What an amazing world we live in.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Looks like you’ll have to bite the bullet and deal with it.