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I’m gonna pass on playing there.
Don’t you want to…climb? The swings? With the …naked? Lady?
That slide does not look safe, like in a fundamental geometric way.
Shut up Suzy, just go down the damn thing, it’s fine.
It’s just a little squeezey in the middle…and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it’s unharmed. They’ll be fine…oh that child colored goo at the end? That’s just theme decor.