Well, I can almost see the point that there needs to be a criteria to draw a line where there’s no way to call it accidental or incidental contact on a legal level.

However, I just groped my wife’s bobs for five seconds and she asked if it was foreplay or just because I was bored.

So, I think we can safely say that it sure as fuck isn’t ten seconds before it can be definitively called groping for the purposes of assault if five seconds between a couple is going to be noticeable as more than a friendly way of saying hello.

In other words, the judge is fucking crazy lol.