SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down118
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·9 months agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?