Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Exactly we need serial killers who target nazis and right wing assholes. We could give them medals.
There's a reason those don't exist.
He'd get hunted down extra fast. The cops would unload full clips on random cars that just look like the killer's car. They'd send every man they've got after the killer, and then burn down the cabin in which he's hiding.
Cops are right wing assholes and look after their own.
Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you're saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? ^/s^
They already can become mainstream celebrity and do a bunch of money selling their stories through books and movies. So why bother?
I think they might struggle with the legal work
Finally a use for NFTs!
Eh, just another proposed use case where a simple normal database does the job much better. And without unnecessary carbon impact, you're trying to sell the removal of those after all!
9/11 terrorists: I'm gonna make so much money with this
What about abortions?
They’re vogue and green too!
Using BCs!!