You’ve seen the movie (or are about to)... now WEAR the movie!
The Venture Bros. is back—briefly and triumphantly—and so is our world famous VB SHIRT CLUB! CELEBRATE “Radiant Is The Blood of the Baboon Heart” in incomparable style!
Here’s your chance to be part of the grand tradition of the deep insider —by becoming the proud and much-envied owner of five fun-tastic, limited-edition Collectors’ Items that are also laundry! Venture Bros. creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer created SHIRT CLUB to bring you insanely limited edition T-shirts that they themselves designed.
From now until Midnight, August 11th you can join in the sight-unseen mystery fun by subscribing to the full complement of Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart commemorative shirts for the bafflingly low price of $100 USD ($108 for 2XL-4XL).
As a Savvy Subscriber and Valued Venturoo, you will automatically receive:• ALL 4 brand new VB Shirt Club shirts...• PLUS! This spiffy Bonus Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart shirt— available ONLY TO SUBSCRIBERS.• PLUS! We’ll even throw in a cool MYSTERY STICKER!• And you’ll get them all at the same time!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Subscriptions to The Venture Bros. Shirt Club will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM NOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT on AUGUST 11th.
RADIANT IS THE BLOOD OF THE BABOON HEART
Meet your bonus shirt. It’s exclusive. Rare. Limited. I think it’s titular. It may even be eponymous! It’s definitely cool, and it’s also printed on the front and the back so there’s no way for anyone, whether they be in your future, or your recent past, to be able to miss that you’re a Venturoo. Unless they have no idea what ‘Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart’ means. In that case, maybe they’ll ask you and you can opine and/or wax nostalgic about your favorite show. Opine, sweet Venturoo! Opine in style!*$108 for sizes 2XL-4XL
...or, our more cautious consumers can wait and order A LA CARTE starting August 12th. That’s when we’ll reveal the four mystery shirts and offering them for individual sale at the low low price of $25 USD ($28 for 2XL-4XL). But you will miss out on the Bonus Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart shirt—is that really how you want to be remembered? Fortune and fashion favor the bold!
And after September 12th, these limited edition shirts will no longer be available at all. Once VB Shirt Club expires, we will never print these shirts again.
THE VB SHIRT CLUB “FINE PRINT”:
SHIPPING Appropriate shipping/handling is added at checkout. Please allow 3-6 weeks for delivery—VB Shirt Club shirts are made-to-order, so they’re not produced until all orders are in!
THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand t-shirts. Bella+Canvas® shirts are sized pretty normally, but we've included the Bella+Canvas® size charts so you can order with confidence. Because...
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges.
PROBLEM? In the unlikely event of a screw-up on our end, however—say, we send you the wrong size or something—we will of course exchange the offending item for the proper one, at our expense. Please contact us at titmouse.stuff@titmouse.net to alert us to the problem, and someone will get back to you a.s.a.p. This email address is only for Shirt Club members and staff to conduct official Shirt Club business, however. Please do not send fan mail, hate mail, questions about Dean's hair or requests to "bring back Triana's hot friend" to this address.