while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know

      • M137@lemmy.world
        1·
        8 months ago

        I don’t understand that reaction. He’s one of the incredibly few internationally well-known politicians that is actually intelligent, a good person and really fights for the good of humanity.

        Is your reaction because he’s old? That only shows you are incredibly childish, dumb and shitty.

  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
    12·
    8 months ago

    Consensual?

    I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.

    Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    2·
    8 months ago

    Depends on what kind of “life or death” situation I guess… If I’m the only one in danger then I guess I’d be done for. If others will suffer then I’d probably pucker up

    • Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com
      3·
      8 months ago

      Chris Hipkins.

      If you’re into lady PMs you might have been hoping for Jacinda Ardern who retired last year. So did Finland’s Sanna Marin. But perhaps I can interest you in Iceland’s Katrin Jakobsdottir.

  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world
    1·
    8 months ago

    I know OP says it’s not serious, it’s silly, but I can’t help but wonder how to do this as strategically as possible…

    As a man. It cannot be a woman or there would be some crazy-ass allegations of assault, non-consensual touching, etc. Which would be true. And easily proven, with live broadcast. And AOC is off-limits, buzzkill!!

    I would throw on all kinds of makeup & a vibrant (but non-threatening) dress, and a crazy color wig but in a tasteful hairstyle, and make myself unrecognizable. Use a fake voice. I’d be just another face in the LGBTQIA+ crowd. I would choose Dr. Rachel Levine.

    It is outrageous behavior, but when everything is outrageous, naturally for Dr. Rachel Levine something of this nature would be a slightly unusual Thursday afternoon occurrence. There would be no outrage, scandal, or backlash. It would probably make Dr. Rachel Levine’s day. It would be a live broadcast, but I don’t think it would be newsworthy. And most importantly, no way in hell anyone would recognize me in full-blown drag. Everybody wins, I get to live.

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
    1·
    8 months ago

    If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.

    But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.

  • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    8 months ago

    Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.

    Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.