Suddenly the dog’s balls are back and the room is filled with bitches and biscuits.

“I wish for death to all cats and that literally the entire universe was bacon.” -Dog

“No! Not like that!” -Owner if they weren’t now bacon

Aww… :'(

My lil old lady would probably wish 1) to be young again and then 2) for me to throw the squeaky ball

Beef. Cheese.

“Sausage!.. squirrel!”

The genie should grant the guy two more wished for this.

PSA: never do this with a cat

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