I’m using my real name because I was here to virally promote a movie, just like all the other celebrities on reddit before.

It was a very successful promotion.

To play off my instance name.

I’m, uh, a big Korean.

I was hurt by one and haven’t healed

I love ninjas and carbonhydrates

It’s a family name

I like not being easily identifiable on social media. When I was a kid my parents taught me to not reveal my real name on the internet and nowadays it seems that your real life and internet life should be the same.

mom i’m internet famous

I can’t remember

Because I’m not a banana, duh.

I often expend my creativity elsewhere. 😅

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Because I want to instill fear

Because I think that summer is too warm

TLC wrote a song about me.