• Buffaloaf@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      No, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.

    • TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      If you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

    • Sway@lemmy.world
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      That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.