Because this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.
A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.
I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they’re pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it… if the turkey didn’t move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.
Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.
The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you’re sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*
*Just my opinion. Don’t sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn’t believe in yourself hard enough.
The snood is for reading minds. If it is damaged it will assume it can take you and fight.
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TIL a snood is basically a Turkey face dick, which is an excellent band name.
Hi we are Turkey face dick, and this is our song GOOOOOOOGGBBUGUFHGUFHGUGHHGIBH!
That’s the second comic about snoods that I have seen in the past 10 minutes
Are you subscribed to both comic strips and science memes as well? Great communities.
A great conversation starter ngl
If you’re reading this article, you’ve likely witnessed the magic of a tom’s chameleon-like head
That’s a wild assumption
Did you intend to reply to Track_Shovel’s comment?
Yes I did
It’s even more gross in reality
Wish I had a snood that I could go “Vlooop” and “Bloop” with
Man, that turkey has a snoody attitude. Does it really roll/extend/expand like that? Animals are weird.
Bloop
What’s it for? Is it supposed to look like a worm/grub?
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Credit: Rosemary Mosco
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