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      Have u tried the “hard” Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that’s coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.

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        Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don’t think I would buy a whole pack. I’m in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that’s just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.

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    'Ight, I’m gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y’all later

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    I ate the onion - these abominations aren’t real - they’re an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

    Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of “food” to its breaking point…

    Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious “blue razzberry” (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I’m guessing the expiry on this product (I don’t think they can legally call it meat) is months away.

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      I want you to know that you’re being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can’t identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes

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    I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

    I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.