Okay, I am trying to fight you.

But not because I am a flaming skeleton!

“He’s not snarling. He’s sneezing!”

As long as hes not into hugs

And seriously, I know I’m making it warm in here but can y’all put your shirts back on? This is getting weird.

I love how “Everyone Calm Down” is a whole game line.

How about we discuss those heros in the foreground? Conan-core “armor is for wimps” beefcake/cheesecake aesthetic featuring brown hiphugger jeans, and all illustrated by someone who has no clue how to world a real weapon. Also wtf is the woman even posing with (because I am not going to suggest she’s"wielding "it)? Maybe it’s a staff and her ridiculous pose can be attributed to somatic casting, at which point maybe the one in the middle is a bard doing a stripper sword dance with that terrible stance. Left dude still needs to choke up with his right hand if he wants any kind of power on his swing.

Well ok maybe I wanted to burn everything down but I got better! Trust me!

Dude’s literally screaming for help and running up to the party’s cleric but the fighter, barbarian and rogue just start beating his flaming, boney ass.

It’s tough being a flaming skeleton.

Fighting baddies is fun and games but I’d argue you could get interesting material out of sitting down with them once in a while to have a little chat!