• threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago
      The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
      
      You've got to pay the cheese tax
      Every time you're cooking
      When the cheese comes out
      This kitty comes looking
      
      The rules are the rules
      And the facts are the facts
      And when the cheese drawer opens
      You've got to pay the tax
      
      The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
      
      Hand it over quick
      Or things might get sh*tty
      I can scratch and kick
      I'm a really crazy kitty
      
      I'm not just asking
      Because I'm looking for snacks
      This is real important business
      And you've got to pay the tax
      
      The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
      The cheese tax!
      
      Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
      But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
      There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
      Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
      
      The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
      The cheese tax!
      

      Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.