Look, you can bond over virtues, but either your ethics will clash, or you’ll get seen as sanctimonious if you embody shared values too well. And everyone will hate you. Or you’ll fuck up and people will let you know (the horror!).

If you bond over your vices, its us against the world, and the world is probably right so we don’t even need to care. Now if you’re finally off those pesky antipsychotics; drink a shot of lemon juice and put these on your tounge.