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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days ago

President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files

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President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days ago

The most rational and well-balanced US president ever, Donaald Trump, is making exciting plans to start nuclear war with Russia to prevent the release of the Epstein files.

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I bit into this onion
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  No, it’s entirely biteable and in fact quite possible. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
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    yes that’s why I bit into it

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