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arrow-up1545arrow-down1external-linkPresident Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein fileswww.normalisland.co.ukmiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 天前message-square21linkfedilink
minus-squareAbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·edit-220 天前Can you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-220 天前Just a little bite, as a treat. But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true. I guess “courageously”
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·20 天前“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
minus-squareAlexLost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 天前Except, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 天前I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare
Can you bite the onion if the news are, not only plausible, but reasonable?
Just a little bite, as a treat.
But yeah legitimately I don’t see anything in that headline I don’t believe is true.
I guess “courageously”
“courageously” - that’s The Onion’s way of giving readers a hint it might be satire.
Except, have you read anything the “news” has put out about the guy? They kiss his taint regularly and only touch him with kid gloves. Just saying…
I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare