My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re…
Yeah, the bits about how we’d find his mental decline “by 2020” comforting were a bit too on the nose. Maybe we would’ve, if he wasn’t the goddamn president in 2020.