Jesus: “I made this checklist of what we call ‘sins’, and you seem to be violating a lot of them!”
Human: “your checklist sucks.”
Jesus: “well that’s fine, that’s fine… you can keep on violating them and I’ll forgive you as long as you swear that I am the best. Then I’m going to need you to give me 10% of your income, as a gift… and I also want you to tell everybody else about this sweet deal I’ve made with you.”
Jesus: “I made this checklist of what we call ‘sins’, and you seem to be violating a lot of them!”
Human: “your checklist sucks.”
Jesus: “well that’s fine, that’s fine… you can keep on violating them and I’ll forgive you as long as you swear that I am the best. Then I’m going to need you to give me 10% of your income, as a gift… and I also want you to tell everybody else about this sweet deal I’ve made with you.”
Human: “fuck off you crazy wannabe gangster.”