I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.
“I am completely. Out. Of ammo.”
slumps down.
“…that’s never happened to me before.”
Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it’s not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Though it isn’t.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?
Royal with cheese
Inconceivable!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
I am not the messias!
OH HAI MARK.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
Who wants a mustache ride?
The Dude Abides
Donny, please…
Hows the smut businesses Jackie?
I wouldn’t know Dude I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.
Yeah, which ones Log Jammin?
“I’m stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.”
“37.”
Great Scott!
what’s this one from
Back to the future
