Top text: Clint Eastwood above a photo of Clint Eastwood facing right
Middle text: Clint Westwood above a photo of Clint Eastwood facing left
Top text: Clint Eastwood above a photo of Clint Eastwood facing right
Middle text: Clint Westwood above a photo of Clint Eastwood facing left
By deduction there should be a Clint Northwood and a Clint Southwood. The neutral would be Clint Eyewood.
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