WASHINGTON D.C. - Following a robust initial showing, US President Donald J. Trump has announced to Canadians that he is unable to keep his strong tariffs going, in part "due to American booze".
  • don@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    At press time, President Trump was searching for a way to revive his flaccid tariffs, and was considering borrowing some of Elon Musk’s ketamine.

    LOL ICWUDT GG