I read an article recently about how Yellowstone rangers are pretty good at dealing with traffic jams like this, because they happen so often in areas where there are bears
Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than “because he can”, of course)
The lady elk love it
Bull elk, you see, like to douse themselves in urine to attract the females. The urine soaks into their hair and gives them a distinct smell which attracts cows
Furiously scribbles notes
Don’t judge those who can’t afford Axe Body Spray
Unfair comparison, this one actually attracts lady elk.
My first thought was the rinse his eyes of an irritant. Scent makes more sense. No pun intended.
It makes scents!
Ah yes, I should’ve figured.
The dude is just aplying an extra layer of musk. The ladies are going to go wild on him.
Joking aside, that actually is why he’s doing it.
I know. But conveying information doesn’t need to be done in a boring way.
Wasn’t sure if it was just a joke. It was not!
Shower of Power.
Anyone wanna watch me try? Please?
There are communities for that, I’m sure, but this one is for shitposting
Is this possible? Wait a moment…
Anything is possible if you really believe in yourself!
I’ve done it by accident more than once so it must be possible.
Do you need a video tutorial?
No, it’s a perfect perpetomobile.
My spirit animal.
