The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoRunning out of that brain juice for the daylemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1599arrow-down14
arrow-up1595arrow-down1imageRunning out of that brain juice for the daylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareLasherz12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·4 days ago“Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
minus-squareGooberEar@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-24 days agoIn the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”. In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.” In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.” In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.” This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 days agoTo be fair, 4 PM was usually the time for a coffee break back when I worked in an office.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days ago “Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee cocaine yet.”
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days ago “Sorry, you don’t pay me enough for coffee cocaine yet.”
“Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”
It’s 4 PM, Ron.
In the morning, it’s “I’m not fully caffeinated, yet”.
In the hour(s) leading up to lunch, it’s “My blood sugar must be getting low.”
In the hour(s) after lunch, it’s “I’ve had lunch and now I feel like I need a nap.”
In the hour(s) before clocking out for the day, it’s “It’s been a long day and my eyes / brain need a rest.”
This is basically science. I just need to apply for some funding.
To be fair, 4 PM was usually the time for a coffee break back when I worked in an office.