My wife makes coquito every year. It’s coconut milk and enough booze that if you have a safe recipe, keeps forever refrigerated. We hand some jars out as gifts and people who come over the house sample this batch next to last year’s.

This stuff does get traction with the late election cycle undecided voters. Obligatory undecided voter sketch from SNL.

This was a fantasy cutaway gag where they replace Bart’s voice during testimony with Steve Allen’s . Back in the real world Bart becomes a hall monitor after the school gives him an aptitude test and suggests a career in law enforcement.

His name is Met Roid. That’s why the game is called Metroid.

I’m tired of 3 hours of explosions. I want Wes Anderson’s Fantastic 4 or Darren Aronofsky doing a Daredevil movie.

Why would they have our national grammar rodeo in another nation?

Spoopy poopy

Semper Fudge

Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

I just drop by with present for warming of house. Instead, find you grappling with local oaf.

We’re only 16 years off Palin, that’s impressive.

The “Nei Mets” are my favorite squadron.

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

Is she the one who gets rescue cats to feed the coyotes?

What bass did you end up buying? I’m thinking about getting an inexpensive one to add variety to my beginner/intermediate guitar skills. Some days I just want to play quarter notes along with songs I like.

The safe method for a generator is a transfer switch. With that cable you make your circuit breaker useless and could also send power back out to the street and harm someone working on the problem.

Powerhouse of the carnival.

I’m Dick Tracy take that Prune Face!

Now I’m Prune Face, take that Dick Tracy!

Now I’m Prune Tracy …

Assuming this is the crew and production staff, how do you work on this show and donate to the people who want to make Gilead real?

You like Thai? Tie good you like shirt?