What kinda coffee are you drinking?

No typo. You should see the kinds of things captain whiskers says when they’ve had a few

Don’t forget your protest lotion!

I am those wiwi/ el feratu

And you’re a fuckin nerd lmao

Check out dankpods, he does (among other things) reviews of mp3 players. A lot of modern DAPs are catered toward audiophiles so expect to pay a premium if you want something new. He still uses and recommends old iPods. You can mod them to have expanded storage and better battery life if you feel like tinkering too

If you want to support local business, you could dig through some crates at a record store. Most shops have metric shitloads of CDs on the cheap. Idk if lossless audio is a big deal to you but that’s a surefire way to get lossless files too

Unless a “battery takes a shit” update comes out around the same time your battery takes a shit

I replaced my battery in my pixel 6 late last year and I noticed my battery life took a shit recently. I thought I got a bad battery or something and was considering replacing it again

11/10 loaf right there

I found out henry kissinger died from the same meme format as the OP

All the gear definitely enlarged his heart to an unhealthy degree

I probably could’ve bought a house if I’d held onto all the btc that I spent on the silk road lol

Some berries that won’t go moldy in 2 days please

The solution to the astley paradox is actually incredibly simple

Just rub one out and go to therapy dude. No fap is a cult founded on pseudoscience, shame, and religious sexual repression.

I think she just told us what her thing is, “rape my little sister incest games”

For once I hope he succeeds

You’re not alone OP, I’m in a similar boat. If I may make some suggestions, talk to your girlfriend again. Let her know how bad it is for you right now. Hopefully she listens and tries to support you in ways that helps.

Second, you should really consider a psychiatrist and therapy if you can afford it. (I’m going to assume you’re in the US). The Open Path Collective is a low cost network of therapists. You pay a one time membership fee and then sessions range from $30 to a maximum of $70. And Psychology Today has a psychiatrist finder thing that has all sorts of filters to find a psychiatrist that’s right for you, including low cost options. They can help you find a medication that’s right for you.

I know people talk a lot of shit about antidepressants (and to an extent, I agree with a lot of the criticisms) but it’s undeniable that they do help take the edge off. When you’re on a good one, all it does is pluck the depression out of your brain, it’s a very subtle feeling but it makes a world of difference.

Lastly, I would suggest that you try getting active in your community. Find an organization that aligns with your politics, or is doing work that you feel is important and just show up to a meeting/public event they’re having. It’s very likely they need the help and would take you in with open arms. There’s a degree of fulfillment and relief that comes with being able to do good for those around you and actually seeing the results that medication can’t provide. Food Not Bombs is a pretty ubiquitous organization that focuses on feeding the homeless. My local FNB also sets up a free store and we have a bicycle mechanic that does free maintenance for our neighbors. If cooking isn’t your forte, there’s always something else you could do to make a difference.

You have every reason to feel depressed right now OP. But I hope you’re able to improve your situation and work towards healing. Take care

Just hopping in to recommend the books. They’re seriously good and the movies don’t do them justice at all