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I'm not that addicted (sh.itjust.works)
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Text: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants....

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[–] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

It was right there!

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

...but fears things may accelerate out of control if he does

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I had an acquaintance years ago whose father owned a carpet cleaning business. When they couldn't afford booze they'd steal carpet cleaning solution to drink. Major.alcoholics at 18/19 years old.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As long as he doesn't touch my blinker fluid, all is well.

[–] RenBiv@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor Len.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hogwarts is that way Dumbledore