Annon should’ve told him that “Pennsylvania was a free state that fought against the Confederacy for the entirety of the Civil War”. See? not that hard, this could even be a text message.

Maybe they have a proud racist heritage?

“Listen here you stupid, traitor fuckwad. We’ve lived here since the civil war. Our family fought for the north. The only proud southern tradition you have is burning the fuck out of Atlanta and the over a century of regret that the fires didnt continue to roar across all of the south. Now take that fucking oversized sheet of toilet paper down you incompetent fuckstick and get your head out of your ass. the lack of oxygen is clearly causing you enormous brain damage!”

Anon’s cousin has brain damage

Mind your own business or he might just shoot you in confusion.