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No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. “Your honor, the boner was involuntary”
If only.
This is where my mind went to.
“Sir, we can see your bombastic genitals…”
U turgid?
Ya, tumid.
What’s worse
Being fined when you’re not hard
Not being fined even if hard
There are a lot of children and teenagers going nude, I guess. All that effort I put into learning how to slyly tuck it under my belt in school was wasted. I was already nude.
So grey sweatpants are illegal in Utah?
So if you’re not wearing any clothing, but not in a turgid State, then you’re not nude?
