• kromem@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    Oh no, you see he was just passing by when he noticed that the farmworker was possessed and he decided to perform an impromptu exorcism.

    It’s like a snakebite. He’s sucking the demon seed out.

  • meco03211@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 months ago

    So the tape came out after he won the primary but before the election. The GOP tried to push a write in campaign for his primary opponent. Some said they’d vote for the dem candidate. But due to republican gerrymandering, the sucker still won.

  • vortic@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 months ago

    I wonder how many conservatives would be liveral if they received some good therapy.

  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 months ago

    You could have a million gotchas. A trillion examples of hypocrisy. They dont care. They care about power.

    Well, they are ready to take it. What are you going to do about it?

    • aidan@lemmy.worldEnglish
      0·
      6 months ago

      I’m a little confused on what the hypocrisy is because we don’t know what he said about homosexuality

        • aidan@lemmy.worldEnglish
          0·
          6 months ago

          The tweet doesn’t say anything about it though. Just “Opposes LGBT rights” which means a lot of different things to different people

          • KingBoo@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            6 months ago

            That’s fair.

            To explore that, what is the scenario of a person that opposes LGBT rights, participates in LGBT activity, and isn’t a hypocrite?

    • Milk_Sheikh@lemm.eeEnglish
      0·
      6 months ago

      Despite Republican Party opposition and a write-in campaign - but because gerrymandering it was a cinch for him to win

      • machinin@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        6 months ago

        it was a cinch for him to win

        Come on dude…

        • His win was a blow out.
        • Even though he sucked as a politician, he won easily
        • he handily beat his opposition
        • he sucked away the energy from his opponent
  • Worx@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    0·
    6 months ago

    I hate stories like this because it makes it seem like there’s something wrong with being gay.

    I get that we’re supposed to dislike this guy because he’s a hypocrite, but that’s not what is written. What’s written is “giving a blow job”.

    Am I just being I over-sensitive here?

  • tygerprints@kbin.social
    11·
    5 months ago

    Apparently he’s not just a good Christian, but a great one - he sucks AND swallows. A true Christian, a truly valuable person, is one who gives and enjoys physical sexual pleasure. Not someone who disdains human sexuality and disavows any human desires. It’s all just sex - no labels are needed, it doesn’t matter who is giving a blowjob to whom, as long as people are doing it and enjoying it. That’s the only thing that matters.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    0·
    6 months ago

    If Schmidt gives a truly amazing blow job, this may be his transformation story. Started out as a fascist, Christian nationalist politician, and after a getting tragically shunned goes on a journey of self-discovery and becomes the sweetest sex worker in Wisconsin.