It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot
I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5’12"
This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.
Shrinkflation came for the imperial system, I’m afraid. 10 inches is the new metric foot.
I just had to look it up, you guys really don’t have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.
And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it’s all actually very easy and switching wouldn’t be worth the hassle anyway. We’d actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.
What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?
Oh god I didn’t even notice that
This couldn’t be me, I have been born -1 times
Am I being doxxed?
bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years
Also naked 💀
This makes me think of a friend’s child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, “how tall are you for your height?”
Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, “are you tall for your age?”.
I am old for my age for sure
Wait a minute, I know her, that’s the woman who’s responsible for causing all the problem in my life!
I’ll bet she’s posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.
How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?
This couldn’t be me, I resent my interests
Holy shit, I’m white?! I can go jogging!
By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood
As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.
how the hell does gobshite like this get 500+ upvotes
This is literally the shitpost community.
