SCOTTS VALLEY, CA—Relying on his training in the heat of the moment, local police officer Victor Gerard reportedly played dead Thursday to get out of confronting an active school shooter. “You all go ahead—I’m dying,” Gerard said when he was selected to be part of a small team of armed cops that would enter the…
  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.eeEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

  • Nooch@beehaw.orgEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    So brave, and such a miracle recovery from a totally complete death zero doctors were able to confirm!

  • Gerudo@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    I’m so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.